This is my birthday party. I am one.

This is my cake. It is a fish. I hate Condi Rice.

I don't believe physical laws are constant. That's bullshit.

I have one big hand.

Another person I hate is George Will.

This may be the best picture of me yet.

My dad says life goes downhill fast once you turn thirty. Is this true?

This is the Boston Common. These flowers before which I am posing are commonly referred to as "tulips"

My favorite holiday is Tu Bishvat.