I'm like that janitor on Scrubs
It's Halloween, and I'm an astronaut
Soon I will get my first haircut
Now I am getting my first haircut
I just got my first haircut
I'm scarfing some sweet ass blueberries
I love Christmas! (even though I'm a half jew)
These gloves are too large
GET AWAY FROM MY PRESENTS
I hate people who are very successful despite being assholes