I am doing some work now

I'm like that janitor on Scrubs

I spilled tea

It's Halloween, and I'm an astronaut

Soon I will get my first haircut

Now I am getting my first haircut

I just got my first haircut

I'm scarfing some sweet ass blueberries

I love Christmas! (even though I'm a half jew)

These gloves are too large

GET AWAY FROM MY PRESENTS

I'm on TV

I hate people who are very successful despite being assholes